Welcome to Buridan's Snug Little Asshole of Wonders!

Hello there! I'm Buridan, aka: BuridansAsshole on reddit. I'm just some pervert who has certain fetishes that some other people on the internet also share.

(Sort of related but also sort of not, my egg is more or less just a powdery pile of eggshell by this point.)

I intend to use this site as a repository of my, ah, "adult-themed" work. They are mostly text, and the ones that're not are hosted on Imgur and Gfycat, so I don't anticipate ever bumping against free Neocities' 1GB limit.

My primary areas of interest right now:

• NSFW CYOAs. i.e. lewd "Choose Your Own Adventures", although in this context they're mostly just the beginning, character creation parts. They tend to be image-heavy, and are mostly storytelling tools, but some of them can get extremely intricate. (Mine is not among them.) I only have one at the moment: Nanobot Trial.
• text-based CYOAs written with Twine and Sugarcube. This is more like your traditional "Choose Your Own Adventures", with branching storylines based on choices. I am working on a few, but have not published any yet.
• XXX captions. Sometimes I see a hot picture, hentai or otherwise, that makes me go "damn, there's a story here", so I write a short vignette to accompany it.
• X-Change captions. I post them on /r/XChangePill on reddit. The basic premise is that there is a little pink pill called X-Change that can transform your body to the opposite sex. Variants include X-Tra Strength and Resistance. A list of my X-Change captions can be found here.

A disclaimer: because of my particular set of fetishes, there are a lot of sexist, misogynistic and occasionally homophobic and transphobic tropes present in my work. These are expressed for fetish purposes only, and I do not endorse these repugnant views in real life.

You can reach me on reddit, or occasionally TFGamesSite. I am always happy to receive feedback, positive or negative. Srsly pls. It make my pp so hard.