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<<if $name is "God">>Hello, blasphemer. I'll concede that you may be <i>a</i> god, of some paltry somewhere. But you're not God. Not in here.
In here, I am.
[[Let me show you.|hellend]]
<<elseif $name is "Satan">>Hello, nemesis. Unfortunately, I am all-powerful here. Please, [[go back whence you came|hellend]].
<<elseif $name is "">>Hello, nameless one.
This is a dumb little story about lamp.
I like lamp.
Everyone likes lamp.
You are in a room with two lamps.
[[Lamp 1]], a cool lamp or [[Lamp 2]], a lame lamp?
[[Neither, I'm a dirty fascist lamp hater|hater]].
<<else>>Hello, $name.
This is a dumb little story about lamp.
I like lamp.
Everyone likes lamp.
You are in a room with two lamps.
[[Lamp 1]], a cool lamp or [[Lamp 2]], a lame lamp?
[[Neither, I'm a dirty fascist lamp hater|hater]].
<<set $truefaith to true>><</if>>Lamp 1 is pretty cool.
[[Turn on lamp|lampon]]?
I'm pretty sure there was another one around here... [[fumble around for the second lamp|Lamp 2]].Lamp 2 is not that cool.
[[Go turn on Lamp 1|lampon]].
Nah, I'm doubling down on my lameness. [[Turn on Lamp 2|lamp2on]].
<<set $truefaith to false>>okay so Lamp 1 is on
and then there was light
<span class="bigtext">THE END (OF THE BEGINNING)</span>
<<if $truefaith is true>>[[Epilogue]]<</if>>You hate lamp because you're dead inside and probably a puppy kicker.
You sit in the dark, FOREVER.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW<<if $name is "">>, you uncooperative asshole<</if>>?
[[YES. DON'T GUILT TRIP ME|darkend]].
[[Ok fineee. Maybe I can try a bit of lamp.|Lamp 1]]
<<set $truefaith to false>>It's dark, dude. FOREVER. You chose this. What do you want from me, <<if $name is "">>man<<else>>$name<</if>>?
<span class="bigtext">THE END</span>
(idiot)Unfortunately, Lamp 2 isn't really a lamp.
As you flip the switch, you hear a distant rumbling and an eldritch voice dripping with malice.
"FROM THE DARK I HAVE ARISEN AFTER TEN THOUSAND CENTURIES. SO BEGINS MY REIGN OF ETERNAL DARKNESS."
[[Oops|darkend]].Oh wow! You're still here. Congratulations, $name. You are one of the chosen. You are here because you have faith.
You see a pretty nice room. Well-decorated, not too gaudy. Lots of lamp, of course. It's pretty much a paradise.Hi. First of all, who are you?
<<textbox "$name" "Adam">>
[[Let us begin.|storystart]]You are consumed in flame, and you spend eternity in a hell, with ZERO lamp whatsoever. It's that last part that torments you most of all.
<span class="bigtext">THE END</span>babby's first Twine CYOA